why did the chicken cross the road?
ok, i couldn’t resist this one… i particularly like the hemingway one, but i think dr. phil may be on the money… 
so, here goes… why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t
realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the
road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not
taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems,
which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having
the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part
of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens
GEORGE W. BUSH : We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the
road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road,
or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle
ground here.
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road…
DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with
a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not
been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA : In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough.
JOHN LENNON : Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your chick book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of
eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never
cra..#@&&^(C% ……
reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is
your definition of chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?